Lo​-​Fat Human Hand Cake

by Mowgle & Roo Gatsby

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(lyrics & music by Roo Gatsby..)

lyrics

"I'll bake you a cake with my bare hands
I'll chop them up & put them into the batter...
but don't you worry, when you eat this cake-
it won't make you any fatter...

because it's low fat human hand cake
low fat human hand cake
low fat human hands...

if you want to impress your friends
this cake is tasty, to no end,
if anyone asks if you need help in the kitchen,
say 'yes' then collect all of their digits
& mix 'em with the margarine & the sweet & low
this cake is low in fat but it's also sugar-free you know
just make sure those nails are manicured
...otherwise, it'll be crunchy...

it's low fat human hand cake
low fat human hand cake
low fat human hands...

if you have trouble obtaining some hands,
write to santa claus I'm sure he'll understand..
the memories will linger
when next christmas your stocking's stuffed with frozen lady fingers..

it's low fat human hand cake
low fat human hand cake
low fat human hands...etc...etc"

credits

released February 17, 2013
Mowgle: double bass
Roo Gatsby: guitar, vocals

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